May 19, 2012

Fast is back and very good

Great news; The Fast Show’s online only version for 2011 and onwards is great and all our favourite characters are back. There was a bit of a worry that the creators might mess around a little bit with the format, but they haven’t so it’s a relief for aficionados.

Some of the other comedies which drew their inspiration from The Fast Show like “the Catherine Tate show” or “Little Britain” were good in their own way, but never quite reached the same giddy comedy heights somehow. So it’s great to see it back.

You need to go to fosters.co.uk to have a look at the re-launched show. You can watch the episodes any time – so they’re great to dip in and out of when you have a moment.

My favourite ever character has to be the legendary Bob Fleming with his ever-present tickly throat. Bob, who presents his show on country pursuits called “Country Matters” is a real trooper. For Bob, the show must go on – despite the ever present frog in his throat.

Poor old Bob isn’t aware that his constant coughing is a problem for the producer. In the original series, when offered some cough medicine he says: ‘Has it been that noticeable?’ Then he has a laugh to himself, saying, ‘cough medicine? What will they think of next!?’

After several unsuccessful attempts due to his coughing and spluttering, Mr Fleming manages to get some of the syrup down but it has the terrible side effect of giving Wes Country Bob awful wind which becomes very apparent during the show’s live transmission.

Fosters are also bringing us another UK comedy legend in the shape of  Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.

Vic and Bob’s afternoon delights include an interview with “charity Peter”, a charity box statue child who is having difficulty finding work but can be quick to take offence. Peter’s best job, he reckoned, was being an inflatable outside a car dealership!

What to look for in a tablet computer

Size: Tablet computers are made to be small and portable, so the size of the screen is small – varying from the smaller 180mm to 360mm. A larger screen is not always more expensive or better, though a larger screen means easier navigation though makes it a heavier device.

Price level: Tthere tends to be a big gap between to performance of cheap and expensive tablet PCs. So when a choosing a tablet its better to look at the minimum performance you require and then compare prices of those at that level.

Touchscreen responsiveness: The touchscreen is the major input system of the tablet PC, and how it works will make all the difference to its usefulness. Like the smartphone, the user of the tablet touches the screen and wipes across it to choose applications, open programs and navigate pages. The best touchscreens are responsive and accurate to use and some poorer ones have a time lag. It’s worth checking reviews on this.

Memory Size: Tablets vary a great deal in memory size available – from as little as 1 or 2 GB up to as much as 64GB. The smaller ones may be OK for those just wanting to surf the internet and do little else. Tablets with small memory size are slow and sluggish and mean that users don’t want to (use them, that is!). Some tablets do have additional electronic components and have a slot for a memory card, which is worth having in case your usage increases your tablet can grow with you.

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Poseidon Adventure

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The History Of Mini

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The Secrets Of Da Vinci [Interactive DVD]

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